Good day everyone.

I haven't gotten around to posting lately. I probably should more often. Have I mentioned that I am pretty bad at keeping up this thing? I was never all too good at it.

Well anyhow. I reapplied to Chuck E Cheese's yesterday, I hope I can get a job, that one is the only one that seems ridiculously fun. Anyways... I am also trying to get job shadowing hours at funeral homes (again) haven't heard back at all yet from a few different ones. I wish they would take me seriously.

In other news. Homecoming on Saturday Night was amazing. I feel so insync with my boyfriend. I think me and him really needed that. Just to dance and let go of stressful things. It was really beautiful. I felt real, love felt real, dreams felt real. I don't know if I am suppose to have these feelings for simple dances, but damn it, I did anyways.

If you are reading this right now, follow my twitter, http://twitter.com/#!/ScreamSamii
not too difficult.


Have a lovely day.
Samii G

So SamiiG went to Twitter.

Anyways, my boyfriends Mom dislikes me >> so lame. However, she is happy that he is going to homecoming at least *shrugs* anyways, today he may come over, which I am stoked for. I want to spend more time with him especially lately.

Cya
Samii G

I am in a terrible mood.

I won't get to see my boyfriend today. Unfortunately. I am missing him already and I just want him to feel better so we can have our night of happiness on Friday. I am really hoping he will get better. I need him so badly just to hold me right now. I am in a large sum of pain and really just need cuddle time. Oh and I finished Loose Girl yesterday. Good read.

Cya

Samii G

I am in a wonderful mood.

I get to see my lovely boyfriend today, its our one year, or 1 yr 8 months, or 2 months, depends on how you look at it. :p


Anyhow, gotta do work,
cya

Samii G

my book list thus far...

I'm about half way through loose girl(Kerry Cohen) and the rest are as follows:
Assassins, Lahaye & Jenkins
Oxygen, Carol Cassella
And the girl who played with fire: Steig Larson.
Should be an interesting dive through several different major plots. :)

Anyhow better get to reading,
Cya
Samii G

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This is the best post, I don't know the author, but he's a genius lmao

How to keep your woman in check

20 12 2007

so is told by a friend of mines…lol. the humor of it is just hilarious. but i wouldn’t take the advice myself. heh.

1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say “Could be better.” This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that. 2. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she’s sleeping. If she is say “You better be.” Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.
3. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement
4. Recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. Then–when she’s sleeping, steal all her small things and break them.
5. If you’re talking to another girl, make sure shes looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words “F*ck You” and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
6. Tell her you’re taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it’s going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you’re really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear “…because i can.”
7. Introduce her to your friends as “some chick.” Women love those special nicknames.
8. Warm her up when shes cold…and not by giving her your jacket… then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say “If you don’t stop bitching about the cold right now you’re going to be bitching about a black eye.” The best way to get warm is with fear.
9. Take her to a party. When you get there she’ll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.
10. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
11. If you care about her never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.
12. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she’ll go crazy.
13. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order interrupt and say “No, shes not hungry.” Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.
14. Look her in the eyes and smile…then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.
15. Give her one of your t-shirts……and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell…a bad smell. You know what i’m talking about.
16. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. She’ll say “No, its just the rain.” Ten minutes later turn to her and just scream “Stop crying you f*cking baby!” Girls like a tough man as I’ve already stated.
17. If you’re listening to music and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she’ll think you’re mysterious.
18. Two words…Dutch Oven.
19. Remember her birthday but don’t get her anything. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.
20. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now she’ll be really excited. Now dont call.
21. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then, next time you know she’s coming over on a trash day, leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can.

So, my life in a nutshell.

I spent 6 hours yesterday reading a book, solid, straight 6. I think I may of lost myself in it because I can relate to this story all too well. Kind of odd. :/ Anyhow, today I get to hang out with Karren and this weekend I am going to be with my boyfriend and our good friend along with going to South Center with my sister :) I am going dress shopping and I cannot wait for that. I am thinking I am making a new friend today, she's in my AP Art class and also in my english. She is pretty rad. I like her bag ? lol. I don't know anyhow, Erika is looking at this as I type so... Hello *waves* Hopefully I can convince Karren to go to Seattle, and that the new friend is actually going to become a good friend :) I am stoked for the upcoming events along with in November. There are some concerts I cannot wait to go to with Elijahas. He is an amazing boyfriend and too bad I don't get to see him today :( He is at home sick. Anyways, see ya.
SamiiG